I got one…
A site member shows up to a video shoot and asks if you would like to do a scene where you are struck with either a belt or a cane. He holds both items out, one in each hand.
You look at him and with a very slight smile, ask if you could choose which one to use.
He is now visibly excited and you can see his pecker swell up in his pants and he lets you choose.
You choose the cane.
Then you beat the ever-loving shit out of him.